WTF is Catfish???

Only a vague premise of the movie is allowed to be given up and any other details of the flick are considered to be huge spoilers. So I don't want to read into it too much and ruin a movie I've been obsessing about since I read a review in a local newspaper last week. It comes out today, and I'm considering seeing it alone because I dont have the patience to beg anyone to see it with me.

*** UPDATE

Catfish is deceiving. and the build up is not justified in the end.

Update: Lohan sent to the slammer

Finally someone heard my plea to give this twat a dose of the you-are-not-above-the-law medicine. (smirk). This morning, for Lohan's hearing, Judge Elden Fox immediately revoked her bail (which was unexpected considering hers is a misdemeanor offence) and sent her straight to the clink until october 22nd for a subsequent hearing. Lindsay should sit on this one for a while; prison in and outs, drug addiction, arrests, 5 BILLION trips to court, being considered the parasite of Hollywood...just..sit on it Lindsay. Re-evaluate. You got all the time in the world now

*** UPDATE

Lohan was promptly removed from the pokey and sent to rehab until January 3rd, 2011. I still think she thinks that she is "living out her college days in public". No, bitch, you fucked up.

Daayyuuum JHud

Saw this this morning. And luckily I was eating fruit. Because this is depressing for me but wicked for Jennifer Hudson. This girl looks good. And although I will never ever ever ever agree that she should have won that oscar (won it on pure momentum and I thought she was good but not phenomenal) and something about her just seems smug, I recognize she's been through a lot and she deserves to feel like hot shit.She's repping Weight Watchers and from what I can tell it worked. My old highschool teacher did the slow and steady Weight Watchers way (a point system) and after 2 years, dropped a shit ton of weight. I don't know if this makes me want to waltz into a mcdonalds and eat my fill or never.eat.again. Well it makes me want to do the latter though I will most likely do the former.
ugh.

Lindsay blew her chance at a fresh start up her nose...again

You know already about my Lohan fascination. It's the most deliciously fucked up family. I don't feel bad in saying that their plight brings me entertainment. They all live in denial, think everyone is agaisnt them therefore find the need to try to upright LIE about anything and eveything. Remember when Dina would tell us that Lindsay's fine? That it's only the media putting a negative spin on Lindsay's public image? That the judge, who put her crank ass in jail for 90days then 90 day rehab was fucked in doing so? Yeah. That Dina. Well post jail term and inpatient rehab, Lindsay seeemed to be slowing it down. Simply because she had no choice. State ordered she give random drug tests every week and attend A.A. regularly. But Lindsay is infallible to drug test...right?! So she went ahead and did blow and anphetamines and tested positive. Backed into a corner, Linsday has no choice but to fess up; "Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night,” she wrote. “I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future...this was certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences".
For most, accountability would be a positive step forward. In Lindsay's case, its not. She didn't confess for herself or to better herself. She confessed because she had no way to DENY it. I can absolutely imagine this smug bitch laughing her way through her tweets. Accountability isnt a word that Dina cares to implement in her children's lives or her own. If one can just pretend everything is fine, then it is right? As long as my kid gets a pay check then everything is fine right? Fucking Dina. Dina knows no one will hire lindsay's crank ass so she's gotta be convincing. Cash cow > drug problem. Cash cow daughter trumps cranked out daughter. See? But wonder what Dina will say for herself, having been Lindsay's biggest "she's fine" campaigner. Will she finally admit that she's a fucking liar? OF COURSE NOT. Dina will spin this. Spin it hard. Watch...it'll be someone elses fault and some how, even through Lindsay's drug addiction confession, Dina will make sure to dilute the situation and blame the judge ( blame the Judge is Dina's favorite game) Anyways, through the tweets, Lindsay can play the sympathy angle. Trust me, this bitch has no intention of getting clean. The fine angle CLEARLY failed on so many levels so she's got nowhere else to go. Lindsay still believes we're all either against her or stupid enough to not see how fucked up she is. Anyways, she's got a court date and, if she even shows, she can be thrown back into the slammer for 30 days. Good. Fuck, keep her there.