No more. I cannot handle this.

Have you seen this? Crazy Stupid Love.
I've decided to pretend like Ryan Gosling doesn't exist because it's too much. He was too much before I saw him half naked. He was too much when he was so passionate in Blue Valentine. He was too much when I found out he's quirky and weird when I read his GQ article. Now...I just can't.
If you do not find him attractive, you are made of stone. My answer to any question to the effect of "if you could with any celebrity..." RYAN GOSLING. "who is your favorite..." RYAN GOSLING. And so on.


If I ever heard him say to me "wanna get outta here?", I would have a stroke I think. If I was twelve, I would have his poster in my room and kiss it goodnight.
I once bumped into him on the corner of Homer and Smithe about two years ago. He was with two friends, wore a sexy leather jacket. Wasn't too tall which is more than fine. I was with my two girlfriends (shout out to Nemers!) and we were all waiting for the light to turn to cross the street. I think he head nodded a hello (I'd like to believe that). Moments before, we had just raided 7/11 on a late night snacks and junk food run....
And I was eating a goddamn Toquito. I was standing in front of RYAN GOSLING and I was eating the armpit of food. Cruel, cruel world.