#LOSING

BAH I TOLD YOU SO.

I called his properly-crazy-self-righteous-addict behavior months ago with the hooker in the bathroom incident. See here for a reminder:
Charlie Sheen, hooker and a hotel room
He was an overpaid addict then, and he is a jobless addict now. He has properly screwed his crew, his co-workers and the studio that turned a blind eye to his shit for years. Finally CBS and Warner Bros. decided to condemn him and tell him to fuck off cause they're firing him. Sheen's show had been the highest rated on television (...the fuck??????) and was extremely lucrative for execs (which would explain their inaction). After the show was put on indefinite hold, Sheen appeared high as shit and pimping his crazy on every show that would let him talk (= rating gold.)
Act? Yes. Sheen is out of work. He was making over a million dollars an episode. He has two baby mommas both of which make about 50 000 dollars a month from him in spousal and child support. Though he has millions in assets, Sheen needs to fucking work. So, while he is a network pariah, he must sell his crazy hard. Catchphrases, t-shirts, a popular twitter account, interviews and now a tour (????)
Act? No. Though he is aware of the popularity and following he is generating with his antics, I still don't believe he understands how fucked he is. Sheen thinks he's living his life the way he wants to, and that its all funny, and that he's in full control of his reckless behavior, and that he's awesome for living with cracked out porn stars-goddesses-whatever -- and what scares me is that people love to forget that this guy is a fucking dad. He has twin boys with Brooke Mueller, two girls with Denise Richards and a grown up daughter from another relationship (too lazy to look that shit up). Is that not fucked? I don't care how clean Good Morning America claims Sheen's pee is -how hard is it for this fucker to get someone to pee in a cup for him, really. He must know he's not fooling anyone, he must.
Now Sheen is ready to sue for a 100 million and I've read that despite all his shit, he has a case. Which is annoying because regardless of getting fired, fucking his crew over, treating women like shit (this guy is a notorious abuser), being a drug addict, shitty dad, he still fucking WINS cause he's continuously being rewarded for being fucked up. I guess he was right when he said that he wins here and there, cause he does. BUT when he becomes a novelty and when his body decides to give out from all the drugs, he will FAIL.

Societal Pet Peeve of the Day - Three course meal during class

I should have snapped a picture of this. It was beyond ridiculous. A girl shows up properly 20 minutes late for class. Disruptive enough, as it is a note-taking intensive class where the teacher just talks as much and as fast as possible and we all type furiously. So she finally makes her way into the front of the class. Then, for what seemed like the longest 2 minutes of everyone in the class's lives, she starts unpacking 3 Tupperware containers from a loud-ass plastic back. THEN she starts slowly opening them all up; one container had some cut up fruit, the other had some white jizzy looking stuff and the third was a tin can with what looked like dried flowers. She starts mixing all three together. Seriously? WTF???? I fully understand that some people have classes back to back and some classes are all the way across campus...so I get eating like a granola bar, or a quick bite of some left overs, or a sandwich...but like unpacking, mixing, putting away...in classs....in the front row...when you're late... sorry I don't get it.
Ultimately though, who doesn't have the 10 minutes at some point in their day to stop and eat. Or if you don't, wouldn't you bring something normal?
Such a "really dude?" moment for me. I guess there are just some things I can't fucking understand.

feeling awkward for people and bong hits

That describes the Oscar hosting situation. On the left you had James Franco, who appeared to have checked-the-fuck-out, eyes barely open, can't even be bothered to finish a sentence with any sort of enthusiasm, and looked as though he had been hitting a bong between sets and theennn you have Anne Hatheway who was so awkwardly unfunny, nervous, sttrruuggling to pick up the slack, knowing she sucked (that was the worst part) and not having any idea how to save it. Though their montage was good (obviously it was good, they're fucking actors) the opening skit and everything else hurt (obviously, they're not comedians). I properly hate being embarassed for people. Like you know when you're on the bus, and a crazy person gets on it and starts yelling obscenities at the bus driver? And you can feel that tense awkward vibe and you're feeling bad for driver that has to deal with it? Or when some one yells at a clerk or cashier? And you're both embarrassed for the yellee and yeller? Shit man, that makes me sooooo uncomfortable. Well that was the opening monologue for me. I wanted it to all stop. For them to just say fuck it.
Remember when Hugh Jackman hosted and he did this hilarious musical mash-up of all the best picture nominees? That's what they should have done. I mean, when it comes to comedy I could literally think of a million other combos that could have been put together. Let's play this game.
-Alec Bawldwin and Sandra Bullock
-Robert Downey-Junior and Jude Law
-Louis C.K. and Kathy Griffin (Good God!)
-Justin Timberlake (I'm thinking of the cool,SNL J.T.) and Sarah Silverman (Why not)
-Ellen Degeneres (again) and anyone
...I could play this game all day.
And p.s. I'm not just putting this on Anne and James, were the writers for this thing out to lunch? Or did they put everything they had into the taped sequence?
For a vid of what should have happened (though nothing can top this)copy this link. It's worth it. (youtube won't let me re-post it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Terhj8mjPwY

PS I got 5/6 for my picks. Damn Inside Job.